If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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