i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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