he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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