that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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