that's an acceptable place to lick
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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