Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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