I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
