let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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