Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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