spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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