I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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