You're completely useless in the revolution.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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