Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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