It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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