That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
