you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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