god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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