ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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