Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
of course. lets lasso hookers.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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