school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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