Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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