So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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