Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
