Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
This baby is an asshole
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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