exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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