You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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