you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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