I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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