She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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