how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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