We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Damn victory sex feels great
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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