you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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