he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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