no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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