I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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