It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
two words...techno handjob
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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