Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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