Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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