similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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