why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just want to make out with him forever
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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