why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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