i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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