My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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