I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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