Sry I called you an 8
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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