Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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