this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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