belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I need to calm my uterus...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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