at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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