it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
