He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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