I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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