Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
