More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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